"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance
i’ll update this post as more episodes become available
episode six - unsubbed
episode seven - unsubbed
*smirks like an anime protagonist who knows he has the upper hand in a battle*
what if hans just swore all the time?
is he wearing lipstick
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, where two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
Star Trek Into Darkness Deleted Scene - The Harewoods
I spent the entirety of my first watching of STID desperately concocting different theories than the “Benedict Cumberbatch is not so secretly Khan” inevitable outcome. I came up with this:
Lucille Harewood has a little-understood genetic disorder. The doctors know that she inherited the mutation from her mother’s side, but despite the Federation’s significant advances in medical technology, it’s not well understood. Then John Harrison shows up, pops some blood into her future-space IV, and bam. She’s cured.
That’s when John Harrison kidnaps her.
The rest of the movie becomes a high-speed chase as the Enterprise seeks to rescue the young Ms. Harewood from Harrison. Meanwhile, Harrison (whose name is really John Harrison) shows the little girl all the abuses her father committed under Starfleet’s name. He tells her horror stories about the Federation’s past. And then, when she’s ready, he tells her about the Botany Bay.
Harrison was a member of the crew of Botany Bay, and the first one to awaken from cryogenics. Thirteen canisters had failed during their long sleep, including the one of their fearless leader. But Harrison’s directions are clear. A few more generations have passed than originally planned for, but no matter. Genetics reign among the Augmented; a leader must be born from leaders.
Their history lesson is interrupted by the arrival of the Enterprise. A great battle ensues, people die. We can have a radiation scene if we want to, why not. But two important things happen: John Harrison dies, and Lucille is taken aboard the Enterprise.
Everyone is congratulating each other, cue the celebratory music. The Enterprise is on her way home to have Lucille reunited with her mother. Kirk and Lucille are sharing a quiet moment. ”It was a pleasure to meet you, Ms. Harewood.”
"Harewood is my father’s name," she says. “That’s not my name, not any more.”
"Oh?" Kirk asks.
Close up of her face. ”My name is Khan.”
Cut to black.
I started following this girl and her whole dash ended up these. And her last post. I can’t even say words. Anons took her life. If that okay with you, then carry on with your day. If you agree this is unacceptable and okay, then reblog and spread the word. What you say can actually change a persons life! So help out
I don’t care if this makes your dash look ‘ugly’, no matter what type of blog you have you should reblog it.
^It wont make it ugly. They should reblog it anyways.
The anon button isn’t for hatred. It’s for shy people to be able to talk to people they like. This is disgusting.
when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
Congrats on hitting puberty, Ed.
It’s so weird seeing these gifs because when you actually watch the show they do it so gradually that you barely even notice (at least I didn’t) but then you look at these and it’s like, whoaa. Even Winry has a completely different face, it’s not just Ed getting taller and more muscular.
Animation, you’re doing it right.
especially when you consider this happens in what, a year? a year and a half?
This is actually one of the things I love most about FMA. They age so gradually, just like real people. A lot of times in anime and other animation, there’s not really a slow process of growing up; it’s just sort of, “Hey, look, she has curves now, and he’s way taller.”
OH FUCK, I didn’t even know this was a thing.